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Banditos

The Refreshments

        E
So just how far down do you want to go
             D
And we could talk it out over a cup of joe
              A                                   E
and you could look deep into my eyes like I was a supermodel, uh huh

Well, it's you and me baby, no one else we can trust
Don't say nothing to no one, no-how or we're bust
and never crack a smile, or flinch, or cry for nobody, uh huh

                E         E/Eb  E
We'll give your I.D. card to the border guard
A/G#      A                      A/G# A
Yeah, your alias says you're captain Jean Luc Picard
   E/Eb   E              E/Eb   E
of the United Federation of Planets
                      B 
'Cause he won't speak English anyway
A         B              E                C#m
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
   A                         B                      E       A E A E G# A 
So meet me at the mission at midnight we'll divy up there 
A         B              E                C#m
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
     A                     B
Well I got the pistols, so I'll keep the pesos
                 E
yeah, that seems fair

So put the sugar in the tank of the sherrif's car
and slash the deputy's tires and they won't get very far
when they finally get the word that there's been a hold-up, uh huh

Give your I.D. card to the border guard
Yeah, your alias says you're captain Jean Luc Picard
of the United Federation of Planets
Cause he won't speak English anyway
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight and we'll divy up there 
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols, so I'll keep the pesos
yeah and that seems fair
           D
That seems fair
           A 
That seems fair
                E
Well that seems fa-i-a-i-a-i-ar

Solo

We'll give your I.D. card to the border guard
Now, your alias says you're captain Jean Luc Picard
of the United Federation of Planets
Cause he won't speak English anyway
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight and we'll divy up there 
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols, so I'll keep the pesos
yeah and that seems fair
           D
That seems fair
           A 
That seems fair
           E
That seems fa-i-a-i-a-i-ar

Solo