If I Had A Million Dollars
Barenaked Ladies
Capo second fret
Verses - G D C
Chorus - C D G Em
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house, (I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a K car
(A nice reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love.
(If I had $1 000 000) I'd build a tree fort in our yard
(If I had $1 000 000) You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
(If I had $1 000 000) Maybe we could put, like, a really tiny
fridge in there somewhere......
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama, or an emu)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you John Merritt's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love.
(If I had $1 000 000) We wouldn't have to walk to the store
(If I had $1 000 000) We'd take a limousine cause it costs more
(If I had $1 000 000) We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner......
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress that's cruel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso, or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love.
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich.
