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Be My Yoko Ono

Barenaked Ladies

Chords: F A Bb C

If there's someone you can live without, then do so.
And if there's someone you can just shove out, then do so.

You can be my Yoko Ono,
You can follow me wherever I go.
Be my, (be my), be my (be my), be my Yoko Ono.

Isn't it beautiful to see two people in so much love.
Barenaked as two virgins hand and hand and hand and hand in love.
And now that I'm far away it doesn't seem to me to such a pain.
To have you hanging off my ankle like some kind of ball and chain.

You can be my Yoko Ono,
You can follow me wherever I go.
Be my, (be my), be my (be my), be my Yoko Ono  (be my Yoko Ono)
Oh no, here we go,
Our life is just one big pun, oh no, here we go
As Yoko Ono sings,

I know that when I say this, I'm really steppin' on pins and needles.
But I don't like all these people slaggin' her for breakin' up the Beatles.
Don't blame it on Yoky,
I mean if I was John and you were Yoko, I would gladly give up musical genius,
Just to have you as my very own personal Venus.

CHORUS (repeat and end)